Dear Mom,

I would love to call you and chat right now. However, even if you were still alive you'd probably be asleep still... and I'd wake you up... but you'd say it was okay and chat anyway... while you tried to wake up.

Why don't they have phones in Heaven... which I'm assuming looks a lot like Cambria for you... and is stocked with Stella Doro cookies and always has "good" romantic comedies and action movies on cable so you have something to watch at night... when you aren't socializing with your new neighbors.

I love you mom, that's the reason I wanted to call.

Love,

Nicole